I am shocked! Shocked, I tell you!
After all, it seemed House leaders were expecting to bask in glow of glory over the farm bill after they appeased the conservative think tanks on Massachusetts Avenue by dismissing the crazy talk of passing a bipartisan farm bill and instead opted to go the separatist route.
The GOP assured that bipartisanship in the 113th House of Representatives will be held to the naming of post offices and resolutions honoring National Cheer up the Lonely Day.
And yet, in an inconceivable act abusive use of modifiers in press statements, conservative groups on Thursday ...